They call her Nebraska Jones
You can never be overdressed or overeducated. (Oscar Wilde)

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Mister Cumberbatch's cheek bones.

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shamelessly selfie-ing. I am not dead. 

shamelessly selfie-ing. I am not dead. 





at the office, jack all to do. why am I still here.



robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.









songofthestarwhale:

tom-mess:

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance 

looks like ill be having sex everyday now

don’t forget to shout “old sport” when you climax





telapathetic:

the floor is a shelf for everything





sherlockspeare:

Turn around, look. Oh for god’s sake, just turn around!









belle-de-nuit:

babysansa:


“This guy reading the newspaper on the subway is Keanu Reeves.He is from a problematic family. His father was arrested when he was 12 for drug dealing and his mother was a stripper. His family moved to Canada and there he had several step dads.He watched his girlfriend die. They were about to get married, and she died in a car accident. And also before that she had lost her baby. Since then Keanu avoids serious relationships and having kids.He’s one of the only Hollywood stars without a Mansion. He said: ‘I live in a flat, I have everything that I need at anytime, why choose an empty house?’One of his best friends died by overdose, he was River Phoenix (Joaquin Phoenix’s brother). Almost in the same year Keanu’s father was arrested again. His younger sister had leukemia. Today she is cured, and he donated 70% of his gains from the movie Matrix to Hospitals that treat leukemia.In one of his birthdays, he got to a little candy shop and bought him a cake, and started eating alone. If a fan walked by he would talk to them and offer some of the cake.He doesn’t have bodyguards, and he doesn’t wear fancy clothes.When they asked him about ‘Sad Keanu’, he replied: ‘You need to be happy to live, I don’t.’”



#most misunderstood creature of our time

belle-de-nuit:

babysansa:

“This guy reading the newspaper on the subway is Keanu Reeves.

He is from a problematic family. His father was arrested when he was 12 for drug dealing and his mother was a stripper. His family moved to Canada and there he had several step dads.

He watched his girlfriend die. They were about to get married, and she died in a car accident. And also before that she had lost her baby. Since then Keanu avoids serious relationships and having kids.

He’s one of the only Hollywood stars without a Mansion. He said: ‘I live in a flat, I have everything that I need at anytime, why choose an empty house?’

One of his best friends died by overdose, he was River Phoenix (Joaquin Phoenix’s brother). Almost in the same year Keanu’s father was arrested again. 

His younger sister had leukemia. Today she is cured, and he donated 70% of his gains from the movie Matrix to Hospitals that treat leukemia.

In one of his birthdays, he got to a little candy shop and bought him a cake, and started eating alone. If a fan walked by he would talk to them and offer some of the cake.

He doesn’t have bodyguards, and he doesn’t wear fancy clothes.

When they asked him about ‘Sad Keanu’, he replied: ‘You need to be happy to live, I don’t.’”

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#most misunderstood creature of our time





death-by-lulz:

disneybombshell:

This will never not be funny





dudeufugly:

 





“Hi. The 50th Anniversary special of Doctor Who has been looked forward to for, well, about fifty years now and I’ve got in front of me the actual props that we’re using.”
David Tennant Introduces The Day of the Doctor





Sherlock Series Three, Episode One: 

valeria2067:

“John, I’m not de—”

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“Yes, I know it was painful for you, but it had to be done, or—”

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“It’s all fine, now. Moriarty’s network is crushed. We’re safe, and—”

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“I have everything I need to clear my name, we can go back to wor—”

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“You are all I thought of the whole time I was awa—”

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“John, can you not keep hitting me, please; I’m just—”

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“Mycroft, Can I stay here tonight?”

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ladycyon:

itlooksgoodfromouterspace:

iwonderhowlongicanmakemyusername:

I love this comics

I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK

I love grocery turtle